ALL ASIANS LOOK ALIKE BOWLCUT!: Or do we? Is it the perfectly round cheeks? Perhaps these two go to the same hair stylist? You know how fashion trends go, once they hit, everyone wants a piece of the action. But look closely. The eyes of the pink are just a little rounder. The cheeks a little fuller. Nay. The eyebrow placement differs by millimeters. Oh. How dare you, fair public, think they would be twins. They are both unique snowflakes. SHAME. FOR. SHAME>
Twins? No. We’re just Asians. With bowl cuts.
ASIANS WITH BOWLCUTS, UNITE! RECLAIM THE BOWLCUT! SUBMIT YOUR OWN!